THINGS to do while I am at the Glenn Beck rally

A few things to hold you over while
Glenn Beck,

Sarah Palin,

and I

RALLY THE SHIT OUT OF WASHINGTON


first up.....

1. Christopher Walken cooks a Chicken


2. Learn some stuff about Scotch... what all men drink


3. The Lamborghini Gallardo LP 550-2 Valentino Balboni


4. What to call that mess on your face


5. When a woman asks you what the difference between Scotch, Irish, and Bourbon Whiskey


6. Learn the history of the greatest idea ever conceived
The Naked News Network

7. Dont forget about Israeli super model Bar Rafaeli


8. How to start a fire without matches


Enjoy that stuff, I will be back soon to give you a recipe for Meatloaf
I am currently in Washington at the Glenn Beck rally and it is GREAT!

GOD BLESS AMERICA