We Bro's rule the world. We are always the coolest guys in the room. I want to give you the tools to surprise the ladies with your skills in the kitchen because lets face it... the most you've ever cooked was a drunken attempt at scrambled eggs sophomore year... and you probably fucked that up something fierce.
I went to undergrad in Florida and I was in a Fraternity. I drank a lot of cheap beer and had sex with lots of hot women... because I am a Bro, and that's how we do it. I now live in Chicago where I drink expensive Bourbon, nail my hot girlfriend, and cheer for shitty sports teams like the Cubs and the Bears. In a city like this you've got to step up your game and learn some shit if you want to get laid.
After college you realize that working sucks and getting hot women to sleep with you regularly isn't as easy as throwing on a little axe body spray, putting the pizza boxes in a pile next to the trash can, and Febreezing the spot next to the couch where you spilled bong-water.
This blog with give you the tools you need to become the walking version of that John Mayer CD you used to throw on when you got a girl into your room at the frat house, after she had like 7 of those upside margarita shots and you had like 8 beers, you know the one where he says a bunch of mushy bullshit and strums his guitar? Yea, that one... The Panty-Dropper. The tools you will learn here will make you a Walking Panty-Dropper.
Yea... you heard me.
I 100% guarantee if you follow my lead you will get laid every single time using these recipes... and if it doesn't work its your own damned fault because your pansy ass can't close.
So lets do this damn thing shall we?
